Saturday, 6 August 2011

Abu zarin :) doctor jokes

i know it is boring..but i need to print out the post entry.ahaha

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did! 

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil �till I get there 

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! 

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday? 

Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite! 

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up! 

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